Teaser Tuesday 11

Teaser Tuesday is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Want to play along?

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share 2 "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page
• Be careful not to include spoilers
• Share the title and author

This week teaser is from Destined for an Early Grave by Jeaniene Frost. 

"Hey Walks Like An Egyptians, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?" 
"The shit's gonna splatter, start buggin', yo," Mercheres responded instantly.